{"product_id":"tight-greeting-card","title":"Tight Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome things are better left unsaid — and some things absolutely need to be said, loudly, on cardstock, with full commitment. This card exists for those moments when a text just won't cut it and a generic sentiment feels like a crime. \u003cstrong\u003eEqual parts funny and heartfelt\u003c\/strong\u003e, it's the kind of thing someone keeps on their desk long after the occasion has passed, rereading it and laughing all over again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're celebrating something big, acknowledging something weird, or just letting someone know you're thinking about them in the most honest way possible, this \u003cstrong\u003efunny greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e does the heavy lifting. Tuck it into a gift, mail it across the country, or leave it somewhere unexpected — it's a small piece of paper with a lot of soul. The perfect finishing touch for anyone on your list who appreciates a little realness.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Fox Mercantile","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47940065296606,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/8188\/1566\/files\/IMG-0410.heic?v=1772291877","url":"https:\/\/checkout.thefoxmercantile.com\/products\/tight-greeting-card","provider":"The Fox Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}